Thank You Notes

I have come to love Jimmy Fallon's late night show, since I'm usually getting in the bed when it is on here. One of my favorite segments he does, is on Fridays and it's called, "Thank You Notes." He writes sarcastic thank you notes to people. Lately whenever something happens that is aggravating I make a mental note of a thank you I would like to write. Warning: These are sarcastic! Here goes my list:

thank you bottle/sippy cup company for putting one cute bottle/cup and one ugly bottle/cup in each package.

thank you people who drive up next to me in a parking lot when i'm unloading my kids when there's an entire parking lot of spaces and you can see what i'm doing. i parked all the way out here for a reason but feel free to park by me.

thank you people who act annoyed at me because i'm in their way with my double stroller. my husband is deployed and my kids go everywhere with me so you'll just have to wait two seconds.

thank you toy companies for wrapping and tying and wrapping and tying the toys into prison in those boxes. don't you know i have a two year standing on pins and needles waiting for me to free the thing.

thank you people who leave shopping carts in the lot because you were just too lazy to walk it to the cart return. i have two children and i managed to get mine there. what's your excuse?

thank you people who wait for a parking spot at the front of the store and hold up five cars (at least) just so they don't have to walk more than ten steps. (NOT talking about handicapped people).

thank you hand sanitizer/soap for drying out my hands to cracking and bleeding due to the need to wash them approximately fifty times a day.

thank you swine flu for the need for my children to get yet another shot.

thank you double stroller for making people give me the look, "how many kids does she have?"